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Hilarious Gift That Will Keep Her Motivated All Year Long!
All NEW funny motivational quotes for 2026
Do you need the perfect gift for a sweary friend that she’ll absolutely LOVE? One that will lift her up with badass affirmations and funny quotes and help her have the best year ever? If you’re thinking “Hell yes!,” then the F*ck It Planner 2026 was made for you!
Funny Positive Affirmations and Empowering Self-Help Humor
If she enjoys inspirational quotes and creative cursing, she’ll love starting her day with sayings like:F*ck it: Swear more, worry lessExpecting respect? Keep that sh*t upYour booty was made for walking all over bad vibesYou can overthink sh*t. But you can’t overswear.Let that sh*t go. Karma will deliver it to the right a**hole.Plan for the day: Attitude of gratitude and a sh*t ton of gritHey b*tch! Those *sses aren’t going to kick themselves!UNlimiting belief: You are f*cking amazingGive grace, save f*cks)And many more!Plus, 25 NEW Hilarious Ways to Tell A**holes to “F*ck Off!”
Fabulous Secret Santa Gift
With over 100 hilarious jokes and sweary quotes, the F*ck It Planner is a huge hit with friends looking for a naughty Dirty Santa gift or funny White Elephant gift for adult Christmas and holiday office parties. You’ll love seeing the F*ck It Planner get “stolen” again and again by laughing friends and colleagues!
Fun and Functional Chaos Organizer
The F*ck It Planner is more than a funny planner or gag gift for a girlfriend or coworker. It’s a well-designed time management aid that will help her get more sh*t done with less stress:Beautiful Cover Design – She’ll love using this gorgeous organizer with pink and purple flowers on a silky black matte finish.Clear, Roomy Layout – 8 x 10” page spreads with ALL NEW funny inspirational quotes for 2026 make it easy to write all her tasks, diary appointments, engagements, birthdays, anniversaries, and schedule notes, so she can be productive as hell.Dated Calendars and Planning Pages – Includes 2026 and 2027 reference calendars, Important Dates, dated monthly calendars, holidays and observances (US, UK, CA, AU), and weekly spreads with dates, so she’ll never say “Oh, sh*t! Was that today?”Gratitude Prompts & Priorities – What are her top f*cking priorities? What is she f*cking grateful for? Writing that sh*t down is a sure-fire way to boost happiness and success.F*ck YES! Goals & Sh*t Page – What goals does she want to crush? Self care, self love, relationships, health, work-life balance? This goal setting page will strengthen her positive mindset and help her stay focused AF.F*ck NO! Bullsh*t Checklist – This tracker will help her block out f*ckery, like toxic people and negative thinking, that threaten her self-esteem and confidence.Brilliant Thoughts & Sh*t Notes – Journal pages for writing notes, jotting ideas, or whatever the f*ck she wants!
Bonus Content to Print or Share with Friends!
The F*ck It 2026 Planner is truly the gift that keeps on giving all year long! In this planner, she’ll get instant access to high-quality PDF files, including:48 Sweary Affirmation Card printables with colorful watercolor designs48 Sweary Wall Art printables with colorful watercolor designs48 Swear Word Adult Coloring Page printables with funny quotes, beautiful mandalas, and cute patternsTalk about an awesome f*cking value!
Help her laugh and enjoy the kickass year that she deserves!
Get the F*ck It 2026 Planner now before the price changes! Click the “Buy Now” button at the top of the screen.
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Hilarious Gift That Will Keep Her Motivated All Year Long!
The F*ck It Planner from Sassy Quotes Press with 100+ NEW swear word quotes for 2026
Hilarious Gift That Will Keep Her Motivated All Year Long!
Do you need the perfect gift for a sweary friend that she’ll absolutely LOVE? One that will lift her up with badass affirmations and funny quotes and help her have the best year ever? If you’re thinking “Hell yes!,” then the F*ck It Planner 2026 was made for you!
If she enjoys inspirational quotes and creative cursing, she’ll love starting her day with sayings like:
F*ck it: Swear more, worry lessExpecting respect? Keep that sh*t upYour booty was made for walking all over bad vibesYou can overthink sh*t. But you can’t overswear.Let that sh*t go. Karma will deliver it to the right a**hole.Plan for the day: Attitude of gratitude and a sh*t ton of gritHey b*tch! Those *sses aren’t going to kick themselves!UNlimiting belief: You are f*cking amazingGive grace, save f*cksAnd many more!
Plus, 25 NEW Hilarious Ways to Tell A**holes to “F*ck Off!”
Like getting encouragement from a friend who speaks your f*cking language!
Fun and Functional Chaos Organizer
The F*ck It Planner is more than a funny planner or gag gift for a girlfriend or coworker. It’s a well-designed time management aid that will help her get more sh*t done with less stress:
Beautiful Cover Design – She’ll love using this gorgeous organizer with pink and purple flowers on a silky black matte finish.Clear, Roomy Layout – 8 x 10” page spreads with ALL NEW funny inspirational quotes for 2026 make it easy to write all her tasks, diary appointments, engagements, birthdays, anniversaries, and schedule notes, so she can be productive as hell.Dated Calendars and Planning Pages – Includes 2026 and 2027 reference calendars, Important Dates, dated monthly calendars, holidays and observances (US, UK, CA, AU), and weekly spreads with dates, so she’ll never say “Oh, sh*t! Was that today?”Gratitude Prompts & Priorities – What are her top f*cking priorities? What is she f*cking grateful for? Writing that sh*t down is a sure-fire way to boost happiness and success.F*ck YES! Goals & Sh*t Page – What goals does she want to crush? Self care, self love, relationships, health, work-life balance? This goal setting page will strengthen her positive mindset and help her stay focused AF.F*ck NO! Bullsh*t Checklist – This tracker will help her block out f*ckery, like toxic people and negative thinking, that threaten her self-esteem and confidence.Brilliant Thoughts & Sh*t Notes – Journal pages for writing notes, jotting ideas, or whatever the f*ck she wants!
4 Gifts in 1!
She Gets the Planner Plus Sweary Affirmation Cards, Wall Art and Funny Adult Coloring Pages to Print and Enjoy and Share with Friends
The F*ck It 2026 Planner is truly the gift that keeps on giving all year long! In this planner, she’ll get instant access to high-quality PDF files, including:
48 Sweary Affirmation Card printables with colorful watercolor designs48 Sweary Wall Art printables with colorful watercolor designs48 Swear Word Adult Coloring Page printables with funny quotes, beautiful mandalas, and cute patterns
Talk about an awesome f*cking value!
Help her laugh and enjoy the kickass year that she deserves!
Get the F*ck It 2026 Planner now before the price changes! Click the “Add” button at the bottom or top of the screen.
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Publisher : JBC Go, LLC
Publication date : July 17, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 151 pages
ISBN-10 : 1957633743
ISBN-13 : 978-1957633749
Item Weight : 14.2 ounces
Dimensions : 8 x 0.35 x 10 inches
Part of series : Swearing Self-Help Humor
Best Sellers Rank: #117,568 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #176 in Personal Time Management #188 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor #294 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
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