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Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you!
Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions—sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin’ magic!
Features include: 7″ x 9″ (14″ x 9″ open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January–December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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Andrews McMeel Publishing is a publisher of licensed, culturally relevant calendars as well as books across popular genres including: poetry, inspiration, humor, puzzles and games, and children’s books.
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date : July 15, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 140 pages
ISBN-10 : 1524898023
ISBN-13 : 978-1524898021
Item Weight : 14.8 ounces
Dimensions : 7.2 x 0.5 x 9.3 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #22,523 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #51 in Bird Field Guides #81 in Humor & Comic Calendars #86 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
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