Price: $9.99
(as of Nov 12, 2025 20:22:38 UTC – Details)
Tired of boring, simple planners that don’t add enough fun to your planning routine?
If you’re looking for a sweary planner that helps you get sh*t done without taking life too seriously, look no further. The 2026–2027 Sweary Monthly Planner was made just for you! It’s beautifully designed, incredibly funny, and packed with motivational and inspirational swear word quotes.
☞ Please scroll down to check out the simple, unique layout.
⚠️ CAUTION: This planner includes swearing throughout.
Keep your sh*t together with this funny sweary planner — and laugh while you’re at it! Covering January 2026 through December 2027, each month features a two-page spread with large daily blocks and plenty of space for writing. It includes sweary affirmations, inspirational curse words, holidays, notes sections, a bill payment tracker, gratitude, shopping lists, and a to-do list section — perfect for keeping track of your entire two-year journey.
This also makes a badass gift for yourself, your friends, family, co-workers, busy moms, tired-ass women — or anyone who loves to curse and stay organized!
♥ FEATURES ♥
8.5 x 11-inch dimensions, lightweight, approximately 121 pages — easy to carryPersonal information, contact list, and password log2026–2027 calendar overview, holidays, birthday tracker, important dates, yearly goals, and extra notes pagesTwo-page monthly spreads with large daily blocks for ample writing spaceHilarious sweary affirmations featured every monthMonthly notes section, bill payment tracker, gratitude, shopping list, and to-do section so you never miss important sh*tWeeks start on Sunday and end on Saturday — holidays clearly markedPrinted on high-quality, sturdy off-white paper
Get the 2026–2027 Sweary Monthly Planner today and plan your life like a badass!
From the Publisher
2026 – 2027 SWEARY AFFIRMATION PLANNER WITH FUNNY BADASS QUOTES
CAUTION! Includes swearing through out the planner.
If you’re looking for a sweary planner that make you get sh*t done without taking life too seriously, look no further. The 2026-2027 Sweary Monthly Planner was made just for you!
Examples of Sweary Quotes
Planning like a bada*s because mediocrity sucks.Today, I choose kindness over being an as*hole.No bullsh*t, just badas* plans.When sh*t brings me down, I will get right the f*ck back up.Do your best, f*ck the rest!Success is yours, so go f*cking claim it.F*ck excuses, make progress.Get up and show the world what you’re f*cking made of.
NOTE: All swear word quotes in the planner are UNCENSORED
2 Pages Monthly Planner Provide Ample Space Enough to Write in with Holiday and Funny Sweary Quotes.
Keep your shit together!
It includes
2 Funny Swear Word Quotes Each Month (New Quotes for 2026-2027)U.S. Holidays are markedNotes sections
Monthly Don’t Forget Section Notes, So You Never Miss Important Sh*t
Monthly Bill Payment Tracker, Shopping List, Gratitude, To Do List, & Notes.
It includes
Bills & Sh*t.. (Bill Payment Tracker)F*ck It Gratitude..(Gratitude)F*ck I Have to Shop.. (Shopping List)Don’t Forget Bitch.. (TO-DO LIST)
Others Inside
Perfect for keeping track of all your to-do throughout the entire two years.
Personal Information & Important Telephone NumbersContact InformationF*cking Passwords (Password Log)2026-2027 Calendars2026-2027 U.S. Holidays2026-2027 Birthday Tracker2026-2027 Important as F*ck (Important Dates)2026-2027 Goal of The YearExtra notes pages
Add to Cart
Add to Cart
Add to Cart
Add to Cart
Add to Cart
Price
$9.99$9.99 $9.99$9.99 $9.99$9.99 $9.99$9.99 $9.99$9.99
Size
Large – 8.5″x11″ Large – 8.5″x11″ Large – 8.5″x11″ Large – 8.5″x11″ Large – 8.5″x11″
Year
2 year – 2026 2027 2 year – 2026 2027 2 year – 2026 2027 2 year – 2026 2027 2 year – 2026 2027
2 Funny Swear Word Quotes Each Month
✓
✓
✓
✓
✓
Notes, Bill Payment Tracker, Gratitude, Shopping List, To-Do List.
✓
✓
✓
✓
✓
ASIN : B0FCBN72KR
Publisher : Independently published
Publication date : June 2, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 121 pages
Item Weight : 13.4 ounces
Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.28 x 11 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #741,190 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #719 in Time Management (Books) #1,506 in Personal Time Management #2,613 in Sex & Sexuality
