Price: $15.54
(as of Dec 02, 2025 19:37:49 UTC – Details)
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
Features include: 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2025 Spans January–December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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Andrews McMeel Publishing is a publisher of licensed, culturally relevant calendars as well as books across popular genres including: poetry, inspiration, humor, puzzles and games, and children’s books.
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date : July 15, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 24 pages
ISBN-10 : 1524898015
ISBN-13 : 978-1524898014
Item Weight : 8.1 ounces
Dimensions : 12 x 0.3 x 12 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #13,520 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #29 in Bird Field Guides #58 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #63 in Humor & Comic Calendars
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